Dan is an independent cartoonist. He magically learned to draw at age of 2 after eating a complex mix of cereals for breakfast. He has an implanted chip in his head that sends information about any porn he sees on the internet to the government.
His greatest weakness is milk: he drinks it and loses all his powers. Because of this, he learned to drink heavy liquor as a baby.
He claims to be way older than he looks due to a birth illness, but this was never proven.
Bizarre and paranoid. |
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Pete works as a scriptwriter. He likes to say he works for 'the Industry'. Once he wrote a 20 minutes screenplay about a family learning how to live with a new adopted baby. Famous Bollywood producers bought it and the movie became the Indian version of Transformers.
He loves gossip magazines and Scarlett Johansson (or better, gossip magazines ABOUT Scarlett Johansson!)
He truly believes dinosaurs still exist on Earth, but only in Jamaica.
Nuts and clueless. |
| Rick works as a secret agent for a post-Soviet Union country. Right now he's working undercover as a computer genius, but only Pete and Dan know about it. For years he's trying to build a time machine, but so far, he could only send a chocolate bar to the Dark Ages before the invention exploded... again. |
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Miles was being trained by the government to be a mass killer when Dan and Pete found and rescued him in one of their adventures. He has a taste for heavy drinking and always wins 'who-drinks-more' contests at road-side bars. He loves Dan and passionately hates Pete. |
